Emacs的定义简直是让人叹为观止。
E. M. A. C. S.
Emacs Makes A Computer Slow
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift
Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos
Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
Emacs Makefiles Annihilate C-Shells
Emacs Manuals Always Cause Senility
Emacs May Allow Customized Screwups
Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and Surreal
Eventually Munches All Computer Storage
Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple
Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed
Emacs May Alienate Clients and Supporters
Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists
Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous
Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software
Each Manual's Audience is Completely Stupefied
Exceptionally Mediocre Algorithm for Computer Scientists
Easily Maintained with the Assistance of Chemical Solutions
Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete Simplicity

Each Mail A Continued Surprise
Each Manual's Audience is Completely Stupified
Easily Maintained with the Assistance of Chemical Solutions
Easily Mangles, Aborts, Crashes and Stupifies
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
Editing MACroS
Edwardian Manifestation of All Colonial Sins
Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo- Macros Are Completely Slow
Egregious Managers Actively Court Stallman
Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
Elephantine Memory Absolutely Considered Sine que non
Eleven-thousand Monkeys Asynchronously Crank out these Slogans
Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple
Elsewhere Maybe Alternative Civilizations Survive
Elvis Masterminds All Computer Software
Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
Emacs Makefiles Annihilate C-Shells
Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos
Emacs Makes A Computer Slow
Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
Emacs Makes no Allowances Considering its Stiff price
Emacs Manuals Always Cause Senility
Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and Surreal
Emacs Masquerades As Comfortable Shell
Emacs May Alienate Clients and Supporters
Emacs May Allow Customised Screwups
Emacs May Annihilate Command Structures
Emacs Means A Crappy Screen
Emacs Monitors Aliens Cruising Skyward
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
Embarrassed Manual-Writer Accused of Communist Subversion
Embarrassingly Mundane Advertising Cuts Sales
Emetic Macros Assault Core and Segmentation
Encourages Manic Actions Causing Suicide
Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate Sales
Epileptic MLisp Aggravates Compiler Seizures
Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller
Eradication of Memory Accomplished with Complete Simplicity
Erasing Minds Allows Complete Submission
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift
Esoteric Malleability Always Considered Silly
Even My Aunt Crashes the System
Even a Master of Arts Comes Simpler
Evenings, Mornings, And a Couple of Saturdays
Eventually Munches All Computer Storage
Ever Made A Control-key Setup?
Every Male Adolescent Craves Sex
Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software
Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
Every Moron Assumes CCA is Superior
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully
Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed
Exceptionally Mediocre Algorithm for Computer Scientists
Exceptionally Mediocre Autocratic Control System
Experience the Mildest Ad Campaign ever Seen
Extended Macros Are Considered Superfluous
Extensibility and Modifiability Aggravate Confirmed Simpletons
Extraneous Macros And Commands Stink
Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists